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Bren M's avatar

If Musk really wanted to throw some money around to defeat Trump, he would start with the Supreme Court and buy off Alito, Thomas and Roberts, and get them to rule that Trump’s actions are illegal. They’re not new merchandise; they’ve been bought before. Then he can progress to other Republicans and the cabinet. Elections aren’t guaranteed anymore, but corruption still is.

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Kay G's avatar

I don’t think Musk can get to the Supremes. I may be wrong, but Leonard Leo seems to have them locked up. Musk is too mercurial.

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Bren M's avatar

But he’s got more money, and they are definitely whores.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👆🎯Coke-can Clarence is probably sniffing at Musk's pant leg as we speak!

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Bren M's avatar

He’d do worse to it if he thought it would pay better.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yep, he's slithering around, just getting started.

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N KB's avatar

The alien versus predator meme has never been more appropriate for these two assholes

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RNDM31's avatar

I mean that's kinda rude to both movie gribblies. If nothing else the Predators have their weird honour code going and the Xenomorphs are just wild animals doing their wild animal things - it's hardly their fault various dumb space travellers keep irresponsibly introducing them into environments they shouldn't be in.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m all for using Elump and his money (he makes a lot they say) to fuck over Trump and the MAGA portion of Congress. Then when all is over, he can be deported. It’s a win-win.

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Johnathon Haney's avatar

As always in such moments, this epic line from Blade II fits: "What am I to you? Is the enemy of my enemy my friend...or my enemy?"

Leon Muskrat is definitely the latter. But he can make himself useful by following through with his threats.

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Matt Carmody's avatar

I'm almost 75 and I've been sober for more than half my life. Gotta thank my ex for that and thank god for allowing me to watch this train wreck for what it is. Madness at this level has to be feared, but also laughed in the face of.

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mimisabel's avatar

Oh, you do know how to turn a phrase.... LOVE this: "RFK Jr. failed to appeal to the left for more than 15 seconds before drawing the MAGA crowd like flies to a pile of vomit and shit".

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Sadly, we have whack-a-doo anti-vax idiots too.

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Mattie's avatar

How long will he be the richest man without those government subsidies though?

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valeriep🇨🇦's avatar

Poor little Elon got away with firing all the regulators and avoiding laws and penalties for his businesses. Told bigly lies about Waste,Fraud and Abuse. Showed up ripped on Ketamine to the oval office. Sold cars on the White House lawn and …. He called for the US to take over Canada. 🍁Smoked a doobie on Rogan while pondering Ponzi Schemes like Social Security. What humiliates him ? None of the above. His trans daughter does. POS

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DamnFineHaggis's avatar

Sing it, Ogre! Let them eat each other and destroy the GOP/MAGA-verse!!! 😈😈😈

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Miss Lucy's avatar

When this regime falls, and it will, the ONLY thing that will prevent Musk’s lynching will be if he confesses and brings the receipts as to how he stole the election for the Republican Terrorist Party NOW. C’mon Elon, you can do it.

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james mack's avatar

Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is an @$$hole. But totally, let's make some popcorn and cheer for the mayhem!

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Taras Michael Stratelak's avatar

I remember 2020’s “Basement Joe Biden” slander but Sun Tzu himself wire, “If your enemy is destroying himself, stand back & don’t interfere. Especially during a once in a century pandemic.”

Okay I added that last sentence.

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Angie's avatar

Musk has also threatened to reveal more insider knowledge but says he is holding himself back from that for the moment. He may be just one ketamine-filled rager away for more consequential reveals ala the Epstein charge, methinks. Delicious anticipation.

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Kay G's avatar

Must be pretty big because most of it is available if one searches.

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Clint (CCCV)'s avatar

It ain’t just his money! Lest we forget, Musk has over 200 million followers on twitter (as OO always says, it’ll always be twitter, full stop), and oh yeah, has twitter itself! After Fox, it may be the most effective “information” platform out there (waay out there, lol), and it can and will hurt Trump and the gop. Recent polls show many-to-most MAGAs don’t know anything about this bill, and Musk can illuminate it. Already is! Just another angle.

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John_manyjars's avatar

Epstein tapes Elon, you spineless Nazi fuck

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Taras Michael Stratelak's avatar

Meh. Maybe I’m not paying close enough attention but my default reaction to this juicy feud & other such shiny objects is that it’s a distraction from this awful GOP bill

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Tommy McGuire's avatar

Two scorpions fighting in a bottle.

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