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The trumpers might want to stockpile their porn, because project 2025 wants to make it illegal 😂😂

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Don't warn them! Let them suffer for what they helped birth.

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Mike Johnson will have a solution

They needn’t worry

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And they are never getting laid again, so they are going to neeeed that porn…

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A Jewish Rabbi runs Pornhub so you must be a nazi.

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Mocking republicans who love porn, and will have said porn viewing privileges revoked by “Holy Roller Mike Johnson” does not a Nazi make….seems like you’re a bit too upset to lose your whack off privileges under the fascist regime. Go back to Twitter and cry to your red heat wearing brethren

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Look I understand you’re semi-literate and can barely write a legible sentence but understand that the pornography industry is overwhelmingly owned and controlled by Jewish men including a rabbi whom owns Pornhub.

Thus by insulting that industry you insult Jewish interests which makes YOU a literal Nazi you retarded little gay piece of shit. Make sense?

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You obviously have deep Zionist affiliations for you to make this very weak, and wholly unfounded connection. You need to see the fresh air and stop sitting in your moms basement loosely trying to connect every conspiracy theory that weaves through your worm infested brain like all the pieces of spaghetti you use to connect the dots on your “make believe-antifa conspiracy-connect the dots bingo wall chart” Enjoy your porn, but Mike Johnson is taking it away because he is just as sick as you are. I don’t care if you enjoy your Kristi Noem beastiality and right after the dog finishes you excitedly blow your load watching her shoot the dog. The only person making this about Jewish people is you. But I suspect that is partially because you are a sympathetic heel clicker of the Zionist Netanyahu regime at this point, I bet you enjoy jerking off to all those dead Palestinian babies at this point. Of every comment, like, and nod in laughter you have cooked up this notion that an, absolutely absurd, ban on porn is a Jewish attack. No it’s not, but you’re too simple minded to understand. It seems your anger stems also from yourself. JT, are you a Jew for Trump? Is that why you’re so mad because you voted for the Nazi and now have guilt? Sorry, not even your Rabbi can save you now.

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I think that is an important reminder. CAN you run amok, yelling racial slurs and yelling obscenities? SURE YOU CAN!! Doesn’t mean you SHOULD. There are consequences to ALL OF OUR ACTIONS. Do what you want to, say what you want to - face the REAL WORLD consequences. Trust me, Trump will not save you because he DOESN’T CARE.

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Almost every commercial on television has multiethnic families/ couples, I haven’t seen a white couple in a long time. The point is that corporate America depends entirely n the purchases of all colors and ethnic groups. They’re not going to risk their bottom line to racists.

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Why, it's almost like the only colour corporations actually care about...is green.

Bare-assed blatant open bigotry ain't in vogue anymore, not with the consumer population at large, anyway. Racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. just doesn't churn profits or trend or meme (at least, not in a positive sense) like it used to.

And that may be all that actually matters to these companies that also break out the rainbow flags only in June but at least they're greeding on the right side of history (and common decency) for once.

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That has been the issue all along-they want the freedom to say/do whatever they want, and we are the Bad People because we hold them for their behavior.

They are the holders of Truth, therefore they have the freedom to bend us tto their beliefs/ values/ religion.

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Trump pardoned only niggers and Jews last term so you’re actually correct. *slow claps

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Wow… just aching to be outed as a racist AND a fool aren’t ya?

Btw he pardoned Steve Bannon and Duke Cunningham. Which of your two categories do they fall under?

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Speaking of repulsive, you’re a faggot Tim

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Niggers.

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PS by now, you may have figured out that I did not block or mute you. I never do that to fish in a barrel.

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What the hell, I went ahead and reported you too. Twice

Anybody with half a brain knows that trolls like you would be further emboldened when your cult, leader won

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You are repulsive

Blocked and muted

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This is the kind of nonsense that I’m becoming accustomed to seeing from your type.

Nothing but feces-throwing and name-calling.

I just looked at your stack, and it was full of guys talking about owning libs and how libs can’t come up with any arguments and are always blocking you keyboard warriors.

But… I’ve yet to have a single troll like you actually engage in meaningful discourse. You immediately turn to childish name calling.

As if that hurts? Sad!

You and your ilk are merely inferior, intellectually.

And I fully expect you to reply with something as vacuous and vapid as your last post.

Change my mind

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PS also reporting your third offensive comment

Oh no! You might lose your 18 subscribers

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Oh no a report!??? Scawwwy

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Ouch. Timmy is sensitive… you hurt his feelings telling him who he really is because he tells himself he’s not them. And the outrage… hahahahaha Get used to it Timmy, you people are pariahs in polite society.

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Lil JT got nothing to say?

But I bet you got a back pocket full of poop you’re just itching to throw.

Go ahead. Just like patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, vulgarity is the last refuge of the intellectually inferior

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You should know Tim. You’re in charge of the intellectually inferior.

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Ok boomer. Fucking retarded faggot can’t even figure out how to block someone. Lolllllzzz.

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There you are! Slithering out from beneath your rock. Thought I had scared you off

And, as predicted, with your pocket full of poop. Cuz you got nothin

Why block you when I can OWN you?

Bwahahahahahaha!

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And he blocked me!! Boohoohoo!

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Everybody blocks you bahahahaha

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The post election Fuck Around And Find Out lightning round starts right after these messages.

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Nov 12·edited Nov 12

The Nazi's can stand on the bridge and proudly declare their allegiance to Hitler, or in this case, Donnie, and I will (metaphorically) join Jake and Elwood Blues in stepping on the gas pedal and make them all jump off the bridge to the joy and cheers of everyone who feels about them the way I do.

No mercy.

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We’re not Nazis you stupid brainwashed fuck. We just have different political ideals. Stop it with the rhetoric.

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HAHAHA!! That's adorable....go back to wanking to Mein Kampf. Many kisses and hugs to you. May you get everything you deserve *wink*

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This is why everyone hates you people, all you know how to do is name call and complain. Go play by a highway dude.

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wah-wah-wah...

Says the creature that replied to my original post with hatred, name-calling, and complaints. Now, go back to your Mein Kampf private time little boy.

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Nice own! I thoroughly enjoy this kinda smackdown!

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says the wah-wah-wah dolly boi

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Fuck you

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This is final product of any interaction with you folks.

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Ain’t it though? Godwin law for dummies. They always resort to name-calling when you call them out on their toxic “ideas”

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Hahaha you dumb fuck yes you are Nazis. 😽

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Nov 17·edited Nov 17

Yes, "different political ideals" like who "deserves" equal rights, protections, and autonomy, or whether the ends justify the means when it comes to things like tearing apart families and locking human beings in prison camps indefinitely, or if extrajudicial executions are ever justified (only if the perpetrator is the "wrong" colour, amirite?)

Yeah, if it walks(/goosesteps) like a Nazi, spouts racist xenophobic white(/Aryan) nationalist rhetoric like a Nazi, throws Roman salutes like a Nazi, waves Nazi flags, displays Nazi insignias, and believes that some people are just born inferior (and should be punished for it) like a Nazi....well then, guess what?

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Nickledorf claiming to have "different political ideals" is like someone defending Jeffrey Dahmer by saying he has "different dietary preferences". It's an attempt to justify and soften bigoted and brutal behavior.

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I think you meant Nickledork

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Y'know, that works too!

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Actually no it’s not like that at all you intolerant piece of shit. Also why are you calling me “Nickledorf” what does that even mean lol

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Nov 18·edited Nov 18

Nickie, honey, once again, the flaccid tool you're using against me is slander thereby reinforcing your loss of this debate. Move along now, boy...shoo...go on...

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ew, dude. lol. think I'm gonna block you now.

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Idk what you’re talking about because all those things are not things I believe in or support and they are certainly not things Trump and followers believe in or support. All I hear is a bunch of leftist rhetoric and propaganda. You need to stop listening to CNN and MSNBC and get out in the world a little bit.

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And you need to stop swallowing whatever lies FOX "News," Breitbart, Qanonsense, the laughably-named "Truth" Social, or the orange cult leader with literally thousands of lies documented on record presents to you as the truth.

Everything I've said have been things to come about/become exacerbated thanks to Adolt Twitler and his followers.

Mighty rich for YOU to tell ME to get out in the world though - folk who believe that bloated carnival barker tend to have never ventured far outside of their small homogenous hometowns, much less actually spoken to any of the groups that they've only ever heard (negative) stereotypes about.

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here are the debunks for everything your party has been lying to you about: https://americandebunk.com

I won't push you to click the link, it's up to you whether you have the mental fortitude to question what you think is true or not. Have a nice day.

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Nice confirmation bias, but I think my mental fortitude and I will stick to *reputable* news sources, thank you.

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If it sends the secret state police after its enemies.

Tries to have the opposition arrested, killed, removed from ballots...

Then sits down with a Nazi.

It must be a Nazi.

Sounds like the Biden administration.

Or they lied to their mentally disturbed followers? They know Trump isn't a Nazi, but they know crazy people believe crazy shit.

Between Joe Biden sitting down with Trump. Jill Biden wearing red to celebrate the voters choice of Trump over Kamala. MSNBC's Morning Joe going to visit Trump. It's pretty clear only the morons believe Trump is Hitlerish. But then, you morons believed the same thing about John McCain, the most middle of the road candidate in history. You now celebrate being on the same side as Dick Cheney, the guy you wanted prosecuted for war crimes. If you had any constant beliefs, you'd get dizzy from all the spinning around. Fortunately you just buy the crazy of the day with no regard to yesterday's crazy.

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Speaking of buying the crazy of the day...

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Tell me about the queers for Palestine...

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Different political ideals like taking away a woman’s autonomy? Pfft on your ideals.

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Sorry, we were confused by all the Nazi flags at your rallies.

And the endorsements of the KKK and Nick Fuentes.

Care to explain why Nazis think you're Nazis?

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There were no nazi flags at his rallies.

He has never endorsed the KKK.

Nobody thinks trump supporters are nazis except for people like you who watch too much MSNBC and will believe anything they're told by their party, which will say anything it has to to win, including calling the other guy hitler and his supporters nazis.

What the hell is wrong with you.

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A lot of hit dogs hollering on this thread😂

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Your hateful and ignorant rhetoric hit a nerve? Uh, yeah, kind of. And I felt the need to comment on a free speech platform? Yeah that too. It’s incredible how you people have only 1 defense and that’s name calling and deflection. I truly think you dont even know how misinformed and confused you are have become

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You’re either very stupid or very ignorant. Goodbye.

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😂😂😂that was some good shyt in that movie?

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I rewatched that again last week. Still holds up. And all those actual stunt drivers in real cars!

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It's been a long time since I've seen it and I want to watch it again. When I was younger, before VCRs, it was available on premium movie channels- cable tv without the cable- and it was on all the time. So I watched it all the time. And yeah...all of those practical stunts!

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I caught it on some non-premium cable channel, I think Sundance, which has gone downscale from its artsy roots. Anyway, I happened to see the listing. Like you, I hadn't seen it forever. I spent the 80s and 90s laughing every time I saw a car parked in the mall. A few of the jokes haven't aged well, but the Nazis, yee-haws, stunts and music are as good as ever. "It's dark and we're wearing shades."

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Hit dogs holler😂

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Actual Nazis realize Trump is a Jewish shill and faggots like you will be placed against the wall when the time comes.

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Any day now…aaannny daaay now…

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*YAWN*

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“But still! After that, the Nazis started to hide their faces because nothing says “white pride” like having to hide your identity to avoid the consequences of announcing how proud you are to a racist piece of shit, amirite?!” OMG I’m CRYING. Thanks, I need the laugh😂

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What I like to tell people. It’s freedom of speech not freedom from consequences of your speech. It’s like they don’t get it.

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Because they are not very intelligent, and only hear what they want to.

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Footnote: Our Intelligence community does NOT like trump. He has also insulted so many Vets and others. We could use their training now. We need someone (since Biden won’t likely do it) to give some orders for arrests now.

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If you have enough resentment over immigration, inflation, sexual identity, women being treated like equals, etc., you can stomach being called a sucker and a loser and still vote for a worthless evil liar who will screw the nation and the world BADLY. I have no words for those people. Except maybe Fuck You

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That’s my words to them too!!

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We destroyed our stock…umm not per what was flying over and driving in Kabul post exit. I’m sorry but the Afghanistan pullout was a shitshow…I’d disagree with Trump on how he initially negotiated it and vehemently disagree with how Biden’s team executed it. That exit was poorly designed, planned, and executed.

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And if we’re arguing the exit…anytime we leave weapons/vehicles for our enemy’s future use, where we flee with people hanging on to our airplanes and falling to their death to avoid persecution…that’s the classic definition of a f$&k-up.

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Umm…some of the intelligence community. I’d say that the vet community is more pro Trump than pro Kamala, especially those Iraq/Afghanistan vets that watched a botched pullout from Kabul. I’d say it’s a mixed bag, and heavily depends on how entrenched in DC/NoVA/MD those folks are. Mainliners like stability, and a Trump administration is anything but stable and predictable.

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So they don't care Trump signed the surrender agreement with the Taliban and Trump pulled out the troops in January 2021 and Stephen Miller slow walked the Afghan special immigrant visas from February 2020 so that the Biden administration spent months playing catch up?

Maybe they should have paid attention.

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I’d posit that the US understood the need to leave Afghanistan, but measured in its withdrawal and with a presence that would remain to detract from total Taliban control. Exiting and leaving weapons, aircraft, etc for our enemy’s use? That’s a military f$&k-up by any definition.

I’d refer you to the Shawn Ryan interview with Sarah Adams, followed by the Ahmad Massoud interview. The fact that we’re supplying cash at a rate of $40-$80M per week to Afghanistan with a large portion of that being siphoned to folks with the surname bin Laden or to the Haqqani network is downright insulting to the vets and intelligence folks that served there.

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Not exactly true however.

We destroyed our stock. Where the Taliban made out is by the Afghan Army turning over their weapons.

Which since we sold them to the Afghans, we couldn't really take back.

Maybe the guy who negotiated the surrender agreement -- the guy who was first in his class at West Point -- maybe Pompeo should have worked closer with the Afghan government, instead of cutting them out for the Taliban.

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Even more importantly, once they lose their jobs, they’ll have to hope and pray unemployment payments are still a thing under this administration.

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Most of us hate you quietly, without using vulgar racial slurs, and we function just fine in your society, and we earn big paychecks right under your noses.

We know the streets belong to you, not us. We know all the institutions belong to you, and are hostile to us. We know that whiteness, Christianity, and Greco-Roman culture are outside the mainstream.

But we will continue to write code for you, fix pipes for you, wire buildings for you, treat sewage for you, and all the rest of it. Because you will keep paying us, because otherwise you will drown in your own shit.

And we will take those paychecks and go home and live pleasant lives. We will read dissident literature, practice our exclusionary faith, and raise our children. And you won’t be the wiser.

And thank you for the paychecks.

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The last thousand year Reich didn't make it to two decades.

Tell yourself whatever you like. There's a kid in Bangalore and another one in Malaysia who are making you redundant as we speak.

And since both Elon Musk and Peter Theil are investing heavily in AI, they're not going to save you.

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You are not White, and therefore you are alien to my culture and my civilization, and you have nothing to say on the subject that I care to hear or consider.

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If you define white as skin color, I'm whiter than you and DNA which is almost certain "purer" than yours.

If you want to define white as ignorance and hate, you're right.

I was not raised to associate with losers and cowards.

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I do not define whiteness as a skin color. Your hatred for my people, and your eagerness for my people to be replaced by Indians and Asians, betray your alien heritage. I suspect you are in fact Jewish, which is not White, no matter how fair your skin is.

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Of course, you do.

Because you're dumber than dirt.

Your people?

You probably had to take a DNA test to figure out who your father was.

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So I was right.

I know who my father is, and my grandfathers. I can trace my ancestry back to the American founding in one branch, and back to Europe for centuries in all other branches.

I have not and never will take a DNA test.

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Oh, so true. They do have very short memories. This election is going to bring about a lot of very good ends to the Fuck Around Find Out crowd. So many MAGAs are about to find out, he may be the useful idiot to Putin, but they’re the useful idiot to him. He’s even told them he doesn’t like them, but they refuse to believe it. I’m year now to watch the meltdown as they learn his awful plans include them in those he hates. They think it only involves those they hate, forgetting that he hates them, too.

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First came MAGA, and they (think) now that that their god, the 🍊💩, has apparently successfully stolen election, they think they can unleash their racist and sexist rage anywhere and anytime. Hahaha, guess what? Now we have FAFO: Fuck Around And Find Out

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With the length trail of discarded sycophants, sheep, zombies and stooges left along the metaphorical road trailing that gigantic orange shitbag, you would think it would be easy to see that fealty to him will not end well. But apparently not. Blindness to the truth caused by anger, hate, and fear is the cause. His supporters all have that in common.

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Thanks for having a substack where the echo chamber of sociopaths are on full display.

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Well said. America fucked around and now MAGA will be reaping what they sowed. Trump and crew are so arrogant and so deeply privileged that they won’t know when to stop their joyful ride down the mountain of heaped bodies including their own supporters. They’ll panic just before midterms-right when the successful Biden economy Peters out and Trumplandia economy destroys buying power. Idiots. They deserve it. Now how to get them on the side of our Constitutional Republic? I’m convinced it’s by eviscerating the MAGA media bubble. How? In six months our plan to make media companies choose between ad revenue and telling the truth, or at least dialing back the hateful lies.

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Excellent idea. That is the only thing these bucks care about- money . And losing it .

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This is actual insanity that this essay isn’t parody 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Have you ever considered that perhaps the other side are not Nazis, simply people just like you who are neither good nor bad but a mix of both like everyone else? Just people with different political ideals? You guys are no less hateful - you’re the ones pushing ridiculous Hitler rhetoric, cutting out your own family members over politics, and skipping houses with Trump signs during hurricane relief. I wish you would question where these ridiculous Hitler/fascist ideas are coming from. I wish you would question the hoaxes your party has lied to you about. You’re so self righteous even after you got embarrassed last week. Even after you found out your little woke cult is actually the minority. Even after you lost every swing state, plus the house and the senate. It was a complete and total rejection of the radical left and instead of making little jabs at the “MAGAts” like you’re all in the same clique in high school you should instead consider consuming something other than propaganda and forming your own opinions based on facts not fiction.

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Are you lost, child? You appear to be pretty far up your own ass at this point. The skipping-houses thing literally did not happen. The "cutting out own family members" stuff -- welp, get told you have no rights and are going to hell long enough, turns out there are more pleasant ways to spend the holidays. Hitler... my guy, your Orange God is *ON RECORD* with that awfulness. I am not sure what point you are trying to make here, but all you seem to be doing it jabbing it into your own leg. Bye.

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I will send you the New York Times article on the house skipping thing you fucking imbecile. Your own fucking news outlet reported on it. Jesus Christ you people.

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I read the article. According to the NYT, the incident was first reported by that bastion of fair and balanced reporting, the daily wire 🤣

It was a single isolated incident where one employee instructed her staff to skip houses with trump signs. They fired her without any sort of investigation, and she came out later to say that she was following FEMA protocol to avoid homes where people were openly hostile. This was in response to threats received in the wake of hurricane Helene. and also her personal experience on the ground.

It’s called nuance, Skippy. Look into it.

https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/fired-fema-worker-accused-skipping-home-trump-signs-says-she-was-following-protocol/15559824/

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That’s a pile of bullshit and you know it. I’m not arguing with you because you are completely disconnected from reality.

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Oh? You sound just like my MAGA brother. Can’t respond with actual facts when confronted with facts.

“that’s BS!” is not a cogent argument.

But it’s pretty much what I’ve come to expect from the MAGA crowd

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The Nazis think you're Nazis.

And what exactly do you think you voted for?

You voted for an incompetent fool and that was before his dementia became apparent.

You voted for a billionaire's boy toy whose only government experience is two years in the Senate where he never introduced a bill and hasn't bothered to vote since June.

You voted for higher prices. You voted for more monopolies which means even higher prices. You voted for illegal deportations and trade wars and putting grifters in charge of agencies.

So, don't whine to us that we're being mean to you. Figure out if you can afford to live in the economy you just voted for.

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Are you ok?

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I'm fine.

Better than you're going to be.

😁

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Haha you shitlibs are nasty nasty people. And stupid too. Enjoy the next 4 years 🤡

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We'll see.

I hope your mommy has room in her house for you.

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A LOT of German Nazis were nice people and just ordinary folk, and yet the atrocities happened. If you voted for Trump you voted fascist in full knowledge of doing so.

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Nice people and ordinary folk huh? Are you the same person who voted against Trump because you think he called Nazis “fine people?” Because if so that makes you the biggest hypocrite on the internet. Congrats.

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How are you this stupid in the age of information? Or do you simply choose to be ignorant because you’re so stubborn? Just amazes me that imbeciles still try to quote trump by saying he called Nazis fine people. It’s done. The evidence is there. Go and listen to the speech in the full and be an adult, not some wimpering excuse of one. Your ancestors would be ashamed and you know it

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A tell that someone is deranged is when they persist in the "Trump is a fascist" lie.

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Re: “complete and total rejection” - trump barely squeaked out a popular vote, victory, and probably won’t even win a majority of all ballots cast once they are all counted. That’s call a “plurality”

Hardly a resounding victory, and certainly far from a mandate

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He won every single swing state you dumbass. And winning the popular vote at all is a big deal for a republican. Stop being a sore loser

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I see you pretending to be a reasonable person, but you’re actually a MAGA dupe in disguise

And let’s not forget how pathetic it is to say “winning the popular vote at all is a big deal for a Republican” 🤣🤣🤣

Talk about a self-own.

You make my work easy

Troll slayed.

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Ooh, it’s a BIG DEAL he squeaked out the popular vote because he’s a Republican?

Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

I’ve listened to every right winging mouthpiece talk about his crushing victory and overwhelming mandate. It doesn’t work that way.

The only mandate I see for the GOP right now is Lindsey Graham’s Saturday night plans

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It literally does work that way

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Thanks for the chuckles!! I really needed it today💙🇺🇸

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