Fuck Your Anti-Vaxxer Quack Cures, RFK Jr. You're A Murderer

Cod liver oil? Inhalers? Please drink bleach, Kennedy, and Make America Healthy Again by removing yourself from it.

“I’m using the powers of my brain worm to cure you of your disease!”

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This is Part 4? 5? Who the fuck knows? in what will be an ongoing series of “Fuck You, RFK Jr.” articles until that piece of shit dies, unloved and unmourned.

There is no one in Trump’s regime I do not despise but you may have noticed I have a special level of antipathy for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Aside from being an animal-killing psychopath, a philandering narcissist that went out of his way to drive his first wife to suicide, a serial sexual predator, a fascist bootlicker in it for the power and fame, and just an all-around creepy weird fuck, Kennedy is that most unforgivable of creatures: An anti-vaxxer.

You may or may not be aware of how violently hostile I am to anti-vaxxers and why. Here’s a quick primer:

I’ve always hated anti-vaxxers. I take their stupidity personally. The idea that one of them is in charge of our nation’s healthcare is repulsive and, predictably, wildly dangerous.

There was a glimmer of hope though, just for a moment, that the gravity of the office would push Kennedy to grow the fuck up and actually do the job. As the worst outbreak of measles in decades tore through Texas and New Mexico, Kennedy spoke out in favor of vaccines, the only guaranteed method of preventing the spread of measles:

On March 2, Kennedy penned an op-ed for Fox News in which he appeared to endorse the measles vaccines, writing that the shots “not only protect individual children from measles but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable to be vaccinated due to medical reasons.”

Maybe the pain and suffering of children who are the majority of the infected, and the death of an unvaccinated child, would be enough to push Kennedy to act like a responsible adult.

Yeah, so much for that forlorn fucking hope:

Yet in an interview last week, Kennedy claimed, without citing research, that treating measles with steroids, antibiotics, and cod liver oil yielded “very, very good results.” Cod liver oil contains Vitamin A, which is often used in much higher concentrations to prevent complications from the disease, including blindness. There is no credible evidence that cod liver oil itself can treat or prevent measles.

The brain worm took control again and America is screwed. At least until Kennedy is caught raping someone, overdoses on steroids/heroin, or just drops dead from an aneurysm from another brain worm.

How full of shit is Kennedy? This much:

He asserted that natural immunity to measles, gained through infection, somehow also protected against cancer and heart disease, a claim not supported by research.

He cheered on questionable treatments like cod liver oil, and said that local doctors had achieved “almost miraculous and instantaneous” recoveries with steroids or antibiotics.

So not only is this ratfuck bastard lying about “curing” measles, but he’s telling people that getting measles is actually a GOOD thing. The flames of Hell are not hot enough to burn away Kennedy’s evil.

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And to be clear: This IS evil. Kennedy and the lies he spreads cause real-world harm. This is how you end up with monsters like the father of the little unvaccinated girl who died:

That little girl trusted her father to protect her. To keep her safe. To keep her fucking alive. Instead, he murdered her as surely as if he had thrown her off of a building because he didn’t trust the theory of gravity. I wish nothing but misery and pain for him. His other children should be taken away for their own protection and he should spend the next 25 years in prison being beaten to a pulp by the other inmates. Child killers are frowned upon in prisons.

Kennedy has canceled a large-scale test of a Covid vaccine in pill form. He’s canceled a vital meeting to determine which flu strains to make vaccines for ahead of next year’s flu season. He will continue to slow walk or outright cancel new vaccines and research. Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of people will die because of this. No one will be made healthier.

Kennedy will be soaked in blood and Trump and Musk and Project 2025 will laugh and laugh because that’s his job. The delusional imbecile was put into place to kill Americans and leave us sicker and more vulnerable to fascist predation. He’s a useful idiot convinced he’s doing good while preparing to stand over a mountain of dead children.

Have your doctor check your titers, aka your antibodies, from your old vaccines. Measles, Polio, etc. Get them checked and see if you need a booster because the Trump regime is doing everything possible to spread diseases that shouldn’t even exist in the United States anymore. And for fuck’s sake, get your children vaccinated or put them up for adoption. If you’re an anti-vaxxer, you’re unfit to raise a child and you, yes fucking YOU, are the greatest danger to their future. Protect them by removing yourself from their lives. And protect the rest of us by removing yourself from this planet. I hear drinking bleach is a great cure for Covid. Try that and godspeed, you dumb fuck.

There are 20 days until the first Blue Wave starts in Wisconsin and 237 days until it hits Virginia and Pennsylvania. If I were a billionaire fascist, I’d think REALLY hard about getting out of the way.

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